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• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
  CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
  CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...