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• SUBURB -- a community in which a man will lend you his wife but not his golf clubs.
• Thank you young crone. Here is a purse of monies...
  (crone holds her hand out expectantly)...which I'm not going to give to you....
• A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
  He says to her, "What's going on here?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!...
• What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• A man's mother is his misfortune, his wife is his fault.
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife. And his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backu
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• He spent his last shilling on a purse.