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Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
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How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the fixtures and can not be changed....
How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....
How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...