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Red Meat Is NOT Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, THAT'S Bad For You! -- Tommy Smothe
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for
you!
-- Tommy Smothers
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You may be redneck... if potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
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If you are what you eat, then I'm dead meat. -- Timbuk3
If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
If you can't make both ends meat, make one end vegetable.
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish it dies.
