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Remember Way Back When It Was Only The Kids That Had To Go Out Back Behind The Barn To Get A Smoke?
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Remember way back when it was only the kids that had to go out back behind
the barn to get a smoke?
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Remember way back when it didn't do any good to try to look up those kids of words in the dictionary?
Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's bar for some time, subsisting on scraps and occasional handouts from the bartender.
One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attempted to follow Gabe through the back door....
Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Will Roge
Remember way back when anyone who went to Hawaii spent much of the remainder of their life giving travel talks?
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...