Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything?
Lisa: Not yet, sir.
Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?
Lisa: My brother's using worms, but I who feel the tranquility
outweights the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.
Reporter: I see. And what's your name, son?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Reporter: Heh heh. I'm Dave Shutton, I'm an investigative reporter who's
on the road a lot and, uh, I must say that in my day, we didn't talk
that way to our elders.
Bart: Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.
[catches something on the line, with appropriate `Hulp!' noises]
All right! We eat tonight!
-- ``Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish''
