Reporter: Ah. So, kids, caught anything?
Lisa: Not yet, sir.
Reporter: Uh huh. Uh, what are you using for bait?
Lisa: My brother's using worms, but I, who feel the tranquility
far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.
Reporter: I see. And what's your name, son?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Reporter: Heh heh. I'm Dave Shutton. I'm an investigative reporter
who's on the road a lot and, uh, I must say that in my day, we
didn't talk that way to our elders.
Bart: Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.
[catches something on the line, with appropriate `Hulp!'
noises] All right! We eat tonight!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
