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The Best Form Of Exercise Is Picnics. You Can Use Up Two Thousand Calories Trying To Keep The Ants And Flies Away From The Potato Salad.
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The best form of exercise is picnics. You can use up two thousand calories
trying to keep the ants and flies away from the potato salad.
-- Jack E. Leonard
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