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• Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
• Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
  ... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
  or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
  To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....