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See What Will Happen If You Don't Stop Biting Your Fingernails?
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo.
Related:
You have to hand it to Venus de Milo -- otherwise she'd starve.
Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning] Home...
Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
-- actress Mary Pickford, 1925...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. -- Will Roge
If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....