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• See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
  -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo....
• Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
  -- actress Mary Pickford, 1925...
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
  [sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning] Home...
• Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
  No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
• Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
  Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
• Bart: Hey Lis, I found a big caramel deposit at the small of her back!
  Lisa: [under the coat] I'm coming! [the coat bursts and deluges candy in a big pile] [Bart and Lisa fall out, laughing and cheering] Home...
• You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
• In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affectio
  otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. -- Michel de Montaigne...