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• She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twai
• She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined.
  She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. -- -Mark Twain in "Following the Equator", ch....
• And she had a bath once a year .....whether she needed it or not. -- Mark Twai
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.
  -- Mark Twai...
• I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.