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Si Dios No Hubiera Descansado El Domingo Habria Tenido Tiempo De Terminar El Mundo.
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Si Dios no hubiera descansado el domingo
habria tenido tiempo de terminar el mundo.
(If God hadn't rested on Sunday,
He would have had time to finish the world.)
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez,
-- "Los Funerales de Mama Grande", 1974
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No creo en Dios, pero le tengo miedo. [I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.
] -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, -- "El Amor en los Tiempos de Colera", 1985...
That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
-- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
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Nadie tiene mas imaginacion que la realidad. -- Miguel de Unamuno, "El Espejo de la Muerte", 1941
Nada muere, todo baja del rio del tiempo al mar de la eternidad y alli queda.
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Oh, why do they have to put all of this crud in my newspaper.
[tosses sections aside] "World." "The Arts." "Religion....
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
.. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...