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That Simpson, He Thinks He's The Pope Of Chili Town.
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That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
-- Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.
Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost-and-found....
Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
-- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Wiggum: Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili? I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
[dramatic] The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!...
Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...