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• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
• Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon... -- Attica, Attica, Attica!
  El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
  [childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah-wah!...