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  -- M. Prou...
• The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.
  -- Josh Billing...
• We now have kricket krap! -- Sign at a garden shop
• Buckle up, Ted, it's the Law." -- Seen on a sign in Florida, outside the priso
• Nobody ever puts up a sign that says NICE DOG.
• Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?
• Dear Emily: I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now it's time to summarize.
  What should I do? -- Editor Dear Editor: Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post that....
• SAN FRANCISCO: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
• COMPETITION Competition is now recognised as the lynch-pin of free trade, the brake-pad of democracy, and the small plastic novelty egg of the consumer society.
  It is also an excellent method of breaking up monopolies, with subsequent improvements in consumer choice and customer service....