Slogans That Never Made It Off The Drawing Board: Acme Elevato

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Slogans that never made it off the drawing board:

Acme Elevators: "We never let you down!"
Acme Diet Plan: "You can't lose!"
Acme Pregnancy Test: "Be positive every time!"
"Sink your life savings in an Acme boat!"
"Acme razors are a cut above the competition!"
"Take Ex-Lax, for that 'get-up-and-go' feeling!"

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