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ACME Space And Explosives - We Can Put Anything In Orbit!!!
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ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!
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Mars is essentially in the same orbit...[as the Earth] Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.
We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water....
And if the orbit were a flow line, we would go right into the sun.
Luckily, Newton put in a second prime. -- Prof. J. P. Solovej, Princeton math departme...
I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.
Now, Ripley this installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it....
Slogans that never made it off the drawing board: Acme Elevato
We never let you down!" Acme Diet Plan: "You can't lose!...
Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
Why is it that the coyote can afford all that expensive ACME equipment but he can't afford to go out to eat?
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put all of the women there?
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put metal in a microwave!
-- Dr. Frazier Crane, Chee...
If we can build a space shuttle, why can't we build a decent mattress handle?