Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Small Town Sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our Kids Can't Run Any Faster.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Small town sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our kids can't run any faster."
Related:
Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).
-- presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual....
People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought to put their hazard lights on.
-- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19...
The following appeared in an editorial in a Prunty County newspaper.
"In an attempt to improve highway safety, Prunty County recently lowered its speed limit from 55 miles per hour to 45 on all major county roads....
You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, "Speed Limit 35 Ahead.
And there were four of us. We were through there in no time. -- Guy Geechy...
Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.
But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!