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• SUB - Society of Utter Bastards -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• NOTICEBOARD A large board placed somewhere in the office, where administrative- type people place important notices that no-one ever reads.
  Also the location of very bad cartoons on the subject of office life, pinned up by the office wag....
• QWERTY Type of keyboard designed to slow the typist down and confuse people who are learning to type.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• UP Direction. To move up is to defy gravity for a short time, after which a plunging downward motion will follow.
  (See Investment). -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• FIVE The fifth number, except for computer people, who always seem to count from zero.
  The number five was first conquered in the sixth century BC by Pythagorus, who was taking time off on his theorem to enter a counting competition....
• SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF This Summer, short is IN!
  So, get rid of your daggy old :-) 's, and start stocking up on the new, dynamic...