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SMILEY :###) Jimmy Durante
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:###) Jimmy Durante
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Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. -- Jimmy Durante
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? -- Jimmy Durante
SMILEY :(=) Jimmy Carte
The Titanic was insured for only over three million dollars.
Betty Grable's legs were insured for a cool quarter of a million, while Jimmy Durante's nose for $...
A woman went to the butcher's to buy some meat. So she bought some steak, a few pounds of hamburger, a few pounds of ribs, and a big roast, and then she says to the butcher, "Deliver it!
The butcher says, "I can't deliver it, lady." She says, "What's the matter with you?...
Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are. Lawye
[approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante....
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