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• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• pension: A federally insured chain letter.
• Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
  Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
• Success can be insured only by devising a defense against the contingency plan.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• SMILEY :###) Jimmy Durante
• In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets.
  And in all of the universe, three million, million galaxies like this....
• That person who is so totally insured that only "acts of God" will not be covered will soon be shocked to find out the many things God can do.
• Remember: there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
  -- Frank Zappa, "He's got 20 million dollars in his heavenly bank account....
• Hell hath no fury like a woman beaten out of a million dollars.