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• A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
• My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
• So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
• I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
• The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkne
  and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all....
• I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
  I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...
• My computer's getting jealous... of the time I spend with my boyfriend.
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...