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Somebody Told Me It Was Frightening How Much Topsoil We Are Losing Each Year, But I Told That Story Around The Campfire And Nobody Got Scared.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year,
but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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