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• The biggest show: The Universe!
• A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof to install your new TV antenna, which is the biggest son of a bitch you ever saw.
• Keep your hands open, and all of the sands of the universe pass through them.
  Close them, and all you can feel is a bit of grit. -- Taisen Deshimaru...
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
• If at first you don't succeed, hide your astonishment.
• If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
• The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. -- Kilgore Trou
• Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel
  Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano...
• Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel
  Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano...