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• The Color Purple Until you do right by me, everything you think about is going to crumble.
  --Whoopi Goldberg...
• Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
  [pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
• Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
• Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
  Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so -- [sarcastic] Oh, I don't know....
• You sound like a TV series! -- Rimmer.
• I don't want to sound like a pessimist, but it has come to my attention that if you call for a Pizza right after you called the police because your house was robbed
  he Domino Truck will get there first!...
• Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
  Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
• Yankee traders, I like the sound of that. Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like Uncle Sam.
  -- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...