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• Marge: I think you're making him angry... Reporte
  [derisively] C'mon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield?...
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  Smithers: What an angle! [reporters take photos of Burns] [he throws the hardhat down with a grunt and walks away] Lenny...
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