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• Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  [Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window....
• Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Don't answer...
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• in Robotman's spaceship) Robotman: Wait 'til I get this baby cruisin'.
  ..We'll be movin' faster than light! Oscar Milde: But Einstein said nothing can go faster than light!...
• Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
  Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
• Don't ever have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
• Aha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'.
  So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME <BLAM>... You're Despicable. -- Daffy Duck...