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Stocks, Bonds, Handcuffs, And Leg Irons All The Same!
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Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same!
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I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
Wiggum: {All right, Snake: make us proud. [Lou unlocks his leg irons]} Snake
{[winding up] One, two, three! [runs quickly] Four five six seven eight nine ten....
Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ...
The Last Roundup: Brandon Iro
Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.
I broke a leg one time, spilt coffee all over...