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Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
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Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts. -- Famous Last Word
Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
LISP -- An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
Hell, we don't even drive trucks anymore. We drive simple little Japanese cars with air bags.
In the old days we used to rip out the seat belts and fly through the windshield ready for action....
I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....