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• How can you work when the system's so crowded?
• All men can be reached by flattery, even God can (what, after all, is prayer?). -- Italo Bombolini
• TRANSIT COMPANY- group that complains of bad business when all passengers get seats.
• Man 1: So where can we shoot this picture? Assista
  [holding a map of the US] We need a city that has a nuclear reactor, and a gorge, and can guarantee us the full cooperation of city officials....
• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
• All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly.
  To believe none so is something worse. -- John Quincy Adam...
• Can you yell "yIHmey!" in a crowded Klingon restaurant?