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• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
• FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
  They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• UNIX is like the maritime transit system in an impoverished country.
  The ferryboats are dangerous as hell, offer no protection from the weather and leak like sieves....
• Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.
  -- John Sharkey...