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• I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
  -- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Such senseless violence! I don't understand it." "We don't expect you to.
  If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in prime time....
• What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
  -- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...