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Suddenly, Masked Hombres Seized Petunia Pig And Made Her Into A Sort Of Dense Jell-O.
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Suddenly, masked hombres seized
Petunia Pig
And
Made her into a sort of dense Jell-O.
-- Jack Collom
Related:
Somehow the texture, out of nowhere, Produces a species of Atavistic anomie, a Melancholy memory of "food.
-- Jack Collom...
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge?
Sellebrities: TV personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
Piltdown: the pig that made a monkey out of a man...
He was so lonely he couldn't eat Jell-O without fondling it first. -- Bob Hope
Auld Nature swears the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O
Her 'prentice han' she tried on man, And then she made the lasses, O!...
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT....