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• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
  Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
  Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
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• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....