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Tell me young crone...is this Putney?
That it be!...That it be!...
...'Yes it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk to me in that
stupid voice, I'm not a tourist.
-- Edmund and crone : Bells
Related:
Thank you young crone. Here is a purse of monies...
(crone holds her hand out expectantly)...which I'm not going to give to you....
I seek information about the Wise Woman. ...The Wise Woman!
...The Wise Woman!... ...Yes, the Wise Woman. -- Edmund and crone : Bell...
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Oh, so you _do_ know her then? ...No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally.
..what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful....
CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....
This is _the_ Jane Harrington? (with pride) Yes! Jane 'Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin' Harrington?
-- Edmund and Percy : Bell...
I don't mind you *thinking* I'm stupid, but don't *talk* to me like I'm stupid. -- Harlan Elliso
Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Tell me the truth!...
Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook