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• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
• It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
  -- Rod Serling...
• It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
  -- R. Serling...
• Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
  Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....
• How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
  24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....