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• Misery is being called away from the orgy to take an obscene phone call.
• Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of seven inches.
• Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
  [to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it!...
• The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
  -- Casey Stengal...
• Keep away from magnetism.
• The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
  anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K....
• On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.
  ' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away....
• Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
  I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
• Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
  You've given away every perfect thing you've ever had....