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• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Bad luck, Ballders. Don't worry, my lord. The arrow didn't in fact enter my body.
  By a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...