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Bad Luck, Ballders. Don't Worry, My Lord. The Arrow Didn't In Fact Enter My Body.
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Bad luck, Ballders.
Don't worry, my lord. The arrow didn't in fact enter my body. By a
thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Bells
Related:
Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
I've got a plan!! And it's as _hot_ as my _pants_!!!! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
What think you, my lord, of...'love'? ...You mean rumpy-pumpy? -- Kate and Edmund : Bell
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....