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• The citizen is influenced by principle in direct proportion to his distance from the political situation.
  -- Milton Rakove...
• The amount of success is in inverse proportion to the effort in attaining success.
  -- Felix R. Paturi...
• Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement. -- Dalin B. Oak
• Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. -- Anais Ni
• Fun experiments: Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer for about a week.
  Then take it out, peel the metal off and put it where you want....
• Swearing increases in inverse proportion to the amount of work completed.
• The amount of junk carried is in direct proportion to the amount of space available. -- Tony Hogg
• A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for the half the price and his is non-cancelable.
• I feel like a 20-year old! Unfortunately, there aren't any here.
  -- Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party...