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• Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig
• .. this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Bill: At this rate you'll be broke in a month. The only thing left to do is.
  ..open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys....
• Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• The only idea that ever came to me while shaving was to grow a beard. -- Jim Fiebig
• College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.