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• All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood
• Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat. -- Jim Fiebig
• FACE The mass of skin, teeth and other parts that form the front section of the head.
  Faces can be arranged in any number of combinations, for differing reactions, such as horror, nausea, and laughter....
• Never shove your granny while she's shaving.
• Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• The biggest thing college prepares young people for is the knowledge of what it's like to be broke.
  -- Jim Fiebig...