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• Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
  -- Tammy Grimes (from Noel Coward)...
• PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. -- Noel Coward
• It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Noel Coward
• There's a revised version of "The customer is always right" which I find much more appealing, which i
  "The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
• Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night? Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
  Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems....
• Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Sir Noel Coward
• Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs. -- Noel Coward