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• A little dart shoots out at you!
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• Was that me or was that you?
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• Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?
• This gun shoots backwards ... I've just killed myself. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale
• The NRA is attempting to lift the ban on machine-gun sales.
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  For the answer to this, we went straight to the source....