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• Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
  .. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
  owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
  -- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show...
• Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph. Home
  Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
  It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!...
• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
  [3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...