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• Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
• You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
• Actor: Edward G. Robinson - Real name: Emmanual Goldenburg
• Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
• Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
  Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
• Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
  In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't clear the registers at all....
• Real programmers don't drive cars, or any other complicated mechanical contrivance.
  Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle breaks down he has a technician fix it....
• 10. Whenever you speak, you say "say" in front of all your sentences.
  9. You attempt to "goto /room/dorm/Shaw/east/156" to get home....
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