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• Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. -- Quentin Crisp
• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money
  he second that you have something to say that you think the world should know...
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....
• Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. -- Quentin Crisp
• Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...