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• A disc cannot be read as easily as a filing cabinet.
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• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp
• The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wive
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• Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity. -- Quentin Crisp
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