Related:

• Fourth notice. Ninety days overdue. We break thumbs.
  -- Marge reads the mail from bill collectors, "I Married Marge...
• Is it legal to advocate the long overdue overthrow of a corrupt govt.?
• Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. Jean-Luc Picard
• Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
  ' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!...
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• Jeff to Tonya: I'm free next year, if you are maybe we...
• We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....
• Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year.
• In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.
  Only we can't control when the five year period will begin....